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Lifestyle and entertainment media has been obsessed with the optics. Unlike the typical mugshot, Phillips’ booking photo—released by the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department—has already become a meme. Even in custody, her hair is blown out. Her lashes are intact. Detention officers noted she requested a gluten-free meal and a meditation mat. A jazz quartet played a sultry, slowed-down version
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As one TikTok commenter put it, with over 800k likes: "She sold us 'bio-hacking' but the only hack was her hacking our bank accounts. At least the mugshot serves."