Flirt with life. The promotion will follow.

Remember: You are two people in one. Let one twin do the serious career work. Let the other twin write the caption. When they work together, you become unstoppable.

If 2023 had a mascot, it was the Gemini holding an iced oat milk latte in one hand, a burning resignation letter in the other, and drafting a "U up?" text in the notes app while maintaining eye contact.