Funny Pee Stories

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As I'm going, a tour bus full of senior citizens pulls up right next to me. I mean, inches away. A little old lady in the front seat looks down, looks me dead in the eye, and gives me a slow thumbs up. Not a sarcastic one. A genuine, 'You go, boy' thumbs up. I couldn't stop mid-stream. I just had to finish while maintaining eye contact with Grandma." funny pee stories

: One traveler faced the ultimate test while crossing a 24-mile bridge with no stops. After holding it for what felt like an eternity, they resorted to peeing in a bucket—only to have the suspension of the U-Haul truck make every bump a splashy gamble. The Desert Crowd Do not read this article while drinking coffee,

: In a legendary tale of childhood frustration, one child was banned from a Chuck E. Cheese after being told they couldn't go to the bathroom alone; they responded by pulling down their pants and urinating directly on the mascot. Scientific & Spiteful Streams I mean, inches away