Mother%27s Bad Date ((hot))

"Did you know," David said, chewing a piece of bread with his mouth open, "that women over 50 are statistically the happiest demographic because they finally stop caring about romance?"

We agreed to meet at a cozy little Italian bistro downtown at 7:30 PM. I arrived at 7:25 PM, feeling like an absolute champion of time management. mother%27s bad date

Headline: Proof that "Mom’s Night Out" is a contact sport. "Did you know," David said, chewing a piece